!Pupy Saga stories about the Mume
Hi i sure hope you will stay for some Pupy Saga. But first to tell you something. The Mume is actually Pupy. You are probably saying "Why, i thought The Mume was cool! Not some klutz like Pupy!" But have no fear! Pupy matures in to The Mume you've heard about...
One day Pupy was walking on the road, when a bully by the name of Om(O-m) saw him coming to the corner. He then dumped out his bottle of gel soap on the road. Pupy, being as dumb as he is, did NOT see the soap. Right as Pupy put is Baw on the soapy curb, Om jumped out and yelled in his face "You're a monkeys uncle!!!!" The unsuspecting Pupy yelled (Well, screamed is more of the word) and Tried to step back, but the soap caused him to slip. Pupy yelled "OOOOOOOOOWWWWWW! That hurt ssssooooooo bad!!!!" To that Om replied "Hahahah Pupy ya stinka. Ya know, I's a been thinkin' dat the money you bring for ya milk looks pretty juicy. I'll punch you every week 120 times unless you give it to me every day." Pupy said stupidly "No." Then Om Punched him right in the chest. "Ok ok ok.....*wimper* I'll give you the money......" Pupy cried.
The next day, Om met Pupy right out of school. "Give me da money ya promised." Om said. Pupy handed the money over and said "Now don't hurt me." Om said "Only if you answa dis question o' mine. What's 1+0?" Pupy said "uuuuhhhhhhhhh..............2?" "WRONG" OM yelled. Then he punched Pupy 119 times.
The moral is that don't trust a bully. And Pupy is brain dead.
An announcement from the Dumbyland paper came out the other day, telling of a new law that would be passed in the court. The papers read, "President Mousie stepped out of his balcony, and for some unkown reason, made a law that you can only write your FULL-NAME down. In other words, you would get arrested if you didn't. Pupy probably had something to do with it." So Pupy thought, "Hey! That's easy! I don't have a middle name, so all i have to write down is Pupy!" But David and Donny laavmid said, "Uhh...beube? Look at your birth certifict." Pupy gasped in horror, as he saw all of his names listed. It read, "Beube, beuby, Pappy, Bunny, Horesy...etc, etc, etc."
So the moral of the story is, don't give a bad name to your self, or else consequences will happen!
Pupy and the Propaganda
Part I: Pupy's Problem
Well Pupy was reading the newspaper, and he read a tragic piece. It read, "Today, the Lemon corporation lost over $50,000 when a robber broke in and destroyed the new Lemon "Sun Tiger." Pupy probably had something to do with it. Detectives" Pupy was stunned. He had nothing to do with that! And they were blaming him! Pupy decided to do something!
He left that morning to go to the mayor, and see what he could do, and who was allowing this bad media. On his way, he broke 7 mirrors (49 more years of bad luck added to his 286 years of bad luck he has saved up), and killed a cat by tripping over it and making it roll into the street when a bus full of school children stopped nearby and the children all saw the cat and wanted it and tried to grab it, and ended up pulling it apart, and bloodied his nose 6 times.
When he arrived, the secretary said in a lazy voice "Whadya want Pupah?"
Pupy said "I want to see the mayor!"
The secretary laughed at him, then booted him in the office. The mayor, was eating his lunch, which consisted of a Grease Burger, with extra grease sauce, a side order of greasy fries, that he was sliding down his throat without chewing or swallowing, and a small cup of Grease pop. Greg's Grease restaurant was his favorite.
The mayor said (spitting grease out at every word) "What is the nature of your visit?"
Pupy muttered to himself "Say it, don't spit it..."
"What?" the mayor said abruptly
Pupy quickly said "Oh nothing. Mr. Mayor, I would like to call to your attention, that in the newspaper, they blame me for crimes, that I did not do!"
"So what?" the mayor asked.
"That's propaganda! Lies, and it will give me a bad name! I could be arrested for crimes I have not committed!" Pupy forcefully said. "That would be like saying that Lemon corporation is better than the Microhard Corporation!"
At this the mayor laughed at him and booted him out of the building. Pupy was outraged. "I HAVE RIGHTS TOO!" Pupy screamed.
Back at his house, he paced back and forth, pondering what he should do. He thought, maybe I should talk to the newspaper writers themselves...but quickly dismissed the idea, thinking that they might just make all the more lies about him. Then, he looked at the newspaper and saw something. It said
"Hot Dog Queen SUED!"
A local resident of Laketree went into a Hot Dog Queen restaurant and ordered some Vine Beer Pop, and drank it. When she did so, her throat got wet. She was trying to set the longest time without getting your throat wet world record. She sued Hot Dog Queen for not having a disclaimer saying "Warning, when you drink this pop, your throat may get wet in the process." Hot Dog Queen argued "Think about it, when you drink liquid, it must go down your throat. It then gets wet. We can't help that!" The jury found Hot Dog Queen guilty, and it was sued $30,000.
Pupy thought "Wow, if such a stupid case as that passed, why can't my case pass? I will sue the News Trombone!"
End of Part I.
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Part II: Preparations
The first order of business was to find a good lawyer, who would listen to him. He made phone calls, and he made visits, but nobody would hear him out. He came home discouraged...but then, Pete, (his best friend who was a Pupy as well) came by.
Pete asked "Is something the matter?"
Pupy replied "I can't find a lawyer to take on my case" and Pupy explained the whole thing to Pete. "Hey, I'm studying being a lawyer, I will take your case!" Pete said triumphantly.
Excited, Pupy and Pete discussed there plans. They decided they would sue the company 3,000,000 pennies (Pupy, disagreeing with Pete, thought it would be more than 30,000 dollars). Also, they typed up their story, bagged the evidence, and got the rest of the presentation ready. They were prepared, had their way too dramatic case typed up, and were sure nobody could defeat them.
"We have the Upper-Hand Advantage!" Pupy said.
"That's...redundant" Pete said.
"Whatever, but I'm going to call the News Trombone right now!" Pupy said.
He called them up, told them to show up at court in three days, and made the appointment at the court. They were ready.
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Part III: Pupy's case at court
A huge crowd was murmuring amongst themselves. The Jury was picked. The Judge was ready for the case to begin. He brought his mallet down and ordered silence. A hush fell over the crowd. Anticipation was building. Pete stood up.
"Your honor, a awful wrong has occurred. It had a pointed tip to try to spill blood. My client, PUPY'S BLOOD!" started Pete.
The crowd went wild! They gasped and talked and yelled.
"OOOORRRDDEERRR!!" shouted the Judge.
"Thank you your Honor." said Pete. "He has been mercilessly accused of breaking into the Lemon Corporation's building and destroying their hard work. And much more!" At this point he pulled out his briefcase and took out the bagged evidence. "Take a look at this 1929 newspaper, published by none-other than the News Trombone. It clearly reads, Stock Market Crash! Thousands of people out of jobs! Pupy is clearly the culprit who had something to do with it!" Pete said. "And look at this article of 2001 The Mousie and Lippy War! Mousies and Lippies have declared war on each other. The Fools have taken the Lippies side, but the Russian Mousies have remained Neutral. Pupy probably had something to do with it."
The Crowds were shocked. The Jury members were scribbling down notes as fast as possible. The Judge was almost convinced without hearing the defendant. But Pete was far from finished. He showed articles from London 1666 The Great London Fire sweeps millions of buildings, destroying everything in it's path. Pupy probably started it.
The Judge wouldn't even hear the Defendant. The jury sided with Pupy. It was unanimous and Pupy won! The crowds roared, they cheered and talked so loudly nobody could hear a thing. BUT...
Earlier, Pupy, sure he would win, relaxed and got out his lunch, which consisted of Pomegranates and Tomatoes, and started to eat it. He then spilled both and stained everything. It was a mess!
When the judge noticed this, he was so mad, he threw things. The crowd was horrified.
"AAAAUUURRRGGGHHH! I'M GONNA KILL YOU PUPY! YOU'RE AS GOOD AS DEAD!!!" yelled the Judge.
The Jury grabbed him and sat him down. They talked to him, and the conclusion was, that the News Trombone was free to go, free to do this for the rest of eternity, and they wouldn't be sued a thing. Pupy lost.
Pete was so mad at him, he charged double his normal fee. Actually, it was triple. He normally charged $0. So he charged 400 times that...0$. But Pupy learned an important lesson. Don't be stupid, clumsy, or Cocky.
End of Part III.
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