!Hamster Huey and his Gang of Heroes
When evil strikes, who do you come to? When darkness lurks, who shines the light? When you think you are in your darkest hour, who sets things in order? Who are the ones we turn to in our moment of crisis? Hamster Huey, and his gang of Heroes! Commander Hamster Huey, Lieutenant Hamster Stuey, Scout leader Hamster Luey, and (Good ole') Detective Hamster Guey (who's real name is Sam, but his name had to end in "uey" to join the group). In today's episode they return for another exciting adventure!
Hamster Huey and his gang of heroes
Episode I
Kyle Homie missing?
It's Hamster Huey and his gang of heroes! Today, they are all hanging out in the Gerbil Wheel Restaurant (the Hamster Wheel is a prison...) when suddenly on the T.V. they are watching goes to a special report. The T.V. reporter said "This is a serious crime! The famous Kyle Homie, has been kidnapped!" They all gasped.said "This can't be happening! We need him to give the writer random points for this story!" Hamster Stuey said. Hamster Luey, Hamster Huey, and Hamster Gooey (his name was actually Sam, but they wouldn't let him join unless his name was X-ey) all gave Hamster Stuey a long stare. "Uhh, well we also need him to run the Homie Brother website..." Hamster Stuey said. So they all dropped their ham and cheese sandwiches and put on their capes. " "IIIIIIIIITTTT'SSSSSSSSHOOOOOOOOOWW TIIIIIME!!!" they all cried out. And with that they flew out of the restaurant like super sheep except they didn't explode when they crashed (at this point, all the "Worms" fans yell "Doh!"). "I hate it when we crash..." said Hamster Luey. "Well it was actually your fault!" said Hamster Guey. "Not true! You got in my way..." yelled Hamster Stuey. "WHO REALLY CARES ANYWAY?!?!?!?!? WE CRASHED! SO WHAT???" Hamster Huey roared with just a tiny tinge of annoyance. All embarrassed and ashamed, they jumped up and flew to the Hamster Cave. Once there, they got into the Hamster Mobile (conveniently four-seated) and they drove off to the scene of the crime. Detectives flooded the scene, however they cleared to make room for the Hamster Huey gang. "Hmmm....Stuey! Bring out your fingerprint identifier." said Hamster Huey. Hamster Stuey brought out his device with the Apple logo on it. He tried to identify it, but the thing tried to read the fingerprints, but it showed an error code saying "Too complex to read" and formatted all it's programed memory. "What? All fingerprints are the same complexity..." said Hamster Luey. "Well...that's Apple for ya..." Hamster Stuey said. Then, Hamster Stuey brought out the REAL device, the his Nintendo DS Lite with the extension plugged into the GBA slot Fingerprint Reader 8000. "It looks like...Kyle Homie...Kyle Homie...and Kyle Homie. No sign of anyone else." Hamster Stuey said dismayed. At that point, a dark character entered the house. Everyone quited. Then the mysterious person said "Hello. How ya doin' Brudah, from anoda moduh! Oh wait, none of you are in the Homie Brother club..." It was Kyle Homie! "But, i thought, you, you were kidnapped...what happened???" said Hamster Guey. "Umm...why would you think that..?" Kyle said, somewhat confused by the hamsters stupidity. "Because they announced it on T.V.! Everything you see on T.V. MUST be true!" said Hamster Luey. "Aha! That is not so! In fact, quite the opposite. Don't believe everything you on T.V. I was only on Vacation!" Kyle Homie said. And so the Hamster gang learned an important lesson. Don't trust everything you see on T.V.
Hamster Huey and his gang of heroes
Episode II
Troubles in Beehive City
*The Star Spangled Banner plays in the background*
When evil strikes, who do you come to? When darkness lurks, who shines the light? When you think you are in your darkest hour, who sets things in order? Who are the ones we turn to in our moment of crisis? Hamster Huey, and his gang of Heroes! Commander Hamster Huey, Lieutenant Hamster Stuey, Scout leader Hamster Luey, and Good ole' Hamster Guey (who's real name is Sam, but his name had to end in "uey" to join the group). In today's episode they return for another exciting adventure!
In the Hamster Cage, (they couldn't find their own cave) they are taking the day off from saving all the helpless little people. Hamster Huey is watching Monk in his room (they learned from him) and Hamster Stuey is in the other room listening to Harvey the Wonder Hamster song on his Microsoft 80 GB Crimson Zune (which everyone knows is better than an iPod), Hamster Luey is in the main room playing Mario Kart Wii, and Hamster Guey is in the Hot tub eating a Grilled cheese sandwich. All of a sudden, Hamster Huey's cell phone rings. He, reluctantly paused Monk and after listening to the chorus of Night Drive, his ring tone, picked it up.
"Hello, Hamster Huey and his gang of heroes protecting you and preserving the American way, how can I help you?"
"Err..uh..Hello, this is the mayor of of uh, yeah Beehive City, Mayor err umm...Bumble."
"Oh, hello there. What's Up?"
"Wh-h-y are you asking uh..err. m-me that? The last time I checked, err..well I thought that it was the sky...I-I mean...uh.."
"No, I mean what's wrong, why did you call us?" he said rolling his eyes.
"W-well, the Honey, uh, I think it's the Honey...uh..err...yeah, the Honey has gone missing...I...uh...think..."
"We'll be on our way."
"Gee, uh, thanks."
"Good bye."
As he closed his cell phone, he called the gang over. He explained the situation, and they got ready. They figured out that if they gave Hamster Guey 20 minuets to dry, they could be there in 30 minuets.
90 minuets later, they arrived. This was due to the fact that Hamster Guey had forgotten to place his towel in the bathroom, and he was too embarrassed to call the other guys to bring it to him, until finally they asked him what was taking so long, he explained, and then they gave his towel to him. Then, Hamster Stuey decided to take they nifty GPS to find the way, and just as they were about to leave, Hamster Luey decided they should fly instead of driving, and then they realized 10 minuets after they left, that they couldn't plug their GPS into anything, and so they got lost until a kind Bee decided to show them the way, but the Bee was really old and slow, and so that's why they were an hour late.
"Ah, thank you for coming so *cough*....quickly" said a Bee dressed in a suite.
"Yes, where's the mayor?" Hamster Huey asked.
"Well, he was not...feeling well, and so I am to act on his behalf." said the Bee.
In the background you could hear a Maid say to the Mayor, "Oh, Mayor just settle down, don't be so fidgety and nervous. Oh OH, now look, you've gone and wet your bed now!"
An awkward silence fell on the group after that, all the Hamsters looking at each other...not knowing what to say. The Bee broke the silence.
"Well, I am Secretary Honeyword, but you can call me Kenton." said Kenton
"What's the situation, Kenton?" asked Hamster Guey.
"The mayor told us before, the Honey's gone, remember!?" said Hamster Luey.
"Take us to the Hive where the Honey was, if you please." said Hamster Stuey.
"Right this way." said Kenton.
He led them through a series of homes, and then arrived at the Hive. They entered it, and saw the huge vacant spot where the Honey once was. Worker Bee's were making more honey by the second.
"Why do you need to find that Honey? It looks like you can make some just as quickly." asked Hamster Huey.
"Well, you see, this was a special kind of honey. A group of bees, known as Rogue Cauldron, do secret missions for us, to help our pot of Honey be unique from other hives honey. They bring in flavors and foods from the human world to add a zing to our honey. Well, they managed to pick up a strawberry, a rare find indeed. We mixed in this, and we sampled a bit, and it was wonderful, and we were a week away to sell it, and it was gone!" said Kenton, virtually in tears at this point.
"We, will find the missing honey! I vow it!" said Hamster Guey passionately.
"Umm...sure...we will try...." said Hamster Huey.
"Oh, thank you, thank you, tha-ank yo-o-u!" said Kenton crying.
As the Hamsters flew to try and track the Honey, Huey asked "Who thinks that guy is a nut-case?" Out of the other 3, only Hamster Stuey agreed. "Figures..." said Hamster Huey.
"Hamster Stuey, get out your tracking device! Set it for Strawberry flavored Honey!" said Hamster Huey.
"Right away! But should I use my Sony one, or my Nintendo one?" asked Hamster Stuey.
".................*cough*..............." said Hamster Huey.
"Ok, setting it for Strawberry Flavored Honey!" said Hamster Stuey, throwing away his Sony one, and getting out his Wii Remote and Nunchuck extension that he built.
"Hmm...no signs anywhere!" said Hamster Luey.
"That's my line!" said Hamster Stuey.
"I've never gotten to say that before, it's my turn!" said Hamster Guey.
"STOP IT WILL YOU! I GET THE PICTURE!" said Hamster Huey, crossly. "Hamster Luey, get a search party of bees. Organize it on the double! This is why I made you Scout Captain."
So Hamster Luey with the help of the other Hamsters got volunteers and Hamster Luey organized them into 4 groups, a Hamster leading each. They swarmed the place, literally. They searched the entire city. It wasn't anywhere! Finally, in the evening, they all met up again.
"Commander Hamster Huey, if it was here, my group found it not." said Hamster Luey.
"What about you two? We didn't get it either." asked Hamster Huey.
"Uh-uh, no, it's not to be found." said Hamster Stuey.
"No, we didn't get it. BUT we found a rubber band! And then we played a game of shooting the rubber band at each other and we had such a great time, and then at the end we all exchanged emails (and mine is HGuey@gmail.com) and then--" said Hamster Guey.
"I GET IT!" said Hamster Huey.
"You didn't let me finish! Like I was saying, was and then, I figured out where the Honey was, and then we came back." said Hamster Guey obliviously.
"Why didn't you tell me in the first place!? Where is it!?" said Hamster Huey.
"Well because I didn't figure it out before everything else. Here's what happened." said Hamster Guey.
And then he explained the whole thing. What happened, was that the Mayor, as we learned earlier, was a bumbler. He was nervous, and forgot things frequently. When Rogue Cauldron brought back the Strawberry, the Mayor wanted that Honey. When he learned that they had sold it, he panicked. Finally, he sneaked into the factory, and proceeded to eat all of the Honey. But, just like a little kid, when he realized what he had done, he blocked out the memory. And the rest of the town didn't know what happened.
"And you figured all that out by yourself?" said Hamster Huey, surprised.
"Sure! It was easy!" said Hamster Guey.
And so they went into the Mayor's house, and they took an X-ray, and sure enough, a huge amount of gooeyness was found in his system. The doctor's took a blood test, and his blood sugar was waaaaay up. He wasn't arrested, but was taken out of office, and Secretary Honeyword was elected new mayor.
Back at the Hamster Cage, the Hamsters were having a celebration of there own.
"Drum roll please!" said Hamster Luey.
"Hamster Guey, please join Hamster Huey on stage." said Hamster Stuey.
"Hamster Guey, I'm proud, to give you a medal, and a new ranking. You will receive the Most Outstanding Stupendous Sleuth award, the M.O.S.S. And you are now, Detective Hamster Guey. Thank you for your hard work, in preserving the American way!" said Hamster Huey.
"Oh man, thank you so much you guys!" said Hamster Guey, bursting with happiness.
*The Star Spangled Banner plays in the background*
When evil strikes, who do you come to? When darkness lurks, who shines the light? When you think you are in your darkest hour, who sets things in order? Who are the ones we turn to in our moment of crisis? Hamster Huey, and his gang of Heroes! Commander Hamster Huey, Lieutenant Hamster Stuey, Scout leader Hamster Luey, and now, Detective Hamster Guey (who's real name is Sam, but his name had to end in "uey" to join the group). Until the next time!
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